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Miller Lite

Size XL
$7 + $3 shipping

This is another shirt donated from my professor Paul Salsini. Did I mention he wrote the perfect summer read? Guerrilla warfare, forbidden love, intrigue and little twists you’d never see coming. Read an except here. It’s called “The Cielo: A Novel of Wartime Tuscany,” and he’ll be at Milwaukee’s legendary Festa Italiana this weekend signing copies. You can get it on Amazon, too.

Size Fits like medium, despite what the tag says
$7 + $3 shipping


$1 of the sale of each shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Dangerously Cheesy!

Thanks to our model Graham, a man of many t-shirts including a D.A.R.E. t-shirt, a Harbor City Brewery t-shirt, and a Waukesha String T-shirt.

Size XL
$7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of each shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

“Titan Missile Museum, Green Valley, Arizona.” Yes, this is a real place. Thanks to my brother Mikey for modeling.

Size Small
50% Cotton/ 50% polyester
Cost $7 + $3 shipping
Ka-Boom! Click here to buy now!

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Catholicism, Rock ‘n Roll and the Rolling Stones! Thanks to Bucketworks intern Emily, Littletinyfish and Jenn from Bucketworks for modeling, and Web414 for setting this up.

Metric Shirt
Size Youth Large (Fits like a small)

Back of the Metric shirt

Rolling Stones
Size Small

Catholic Girls Have More Fun
Size Youth Large (Fits like a small)


$1 of each sale is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Size Medium
$7 + $3 shipping

This is Vital Source, a local publication that I’ve been harassing gently suggesting they do an article on Teecycle. (They feature Dwellephant, which is pretty cool.) So far, I’ve been ignored. I don’t blame them. I’d ignore me too. But I’d never ignore the legion that is the teecycle fandom.

Go to the Vital Source contact page and encourage them to extend their coverage of Teecycle. Hey look! There’s even a letter template for you:

Subject: Teecycle is the Shizzz!

Dear Vital Source Editor:

You should totally write an article on Teecycle. They sell certified pre-loved t-shirts, and donate a buck from each to restoring urban rivers in Milwaukee. You can even sign up for daily updates in your inbox. (They call it the Used-letter. Get it?!) They sells shirts like the Death to the Pixies t-shirt, and it’s super easy to search by tags, like bands or animals. In conclusion, Teecycle is pretty sweet. I’m kinda tipsy on Sam Adams right now!

Kthanksbye!

(Your name here)

Back of shirt!

$1 of the sale of this teecycle shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Size Youth Large
$7 + $3 shipping

I have actually seen chickens run around with their heads cut off. It’s not just an expression. And it’s not a pretty sight. I was maybe four years old when my cousin raised a bunch of chickens from the hatchery (when they were cute) to the chopping block (when they were not so cute). Oddly enough, our school lunch lady Mrs. Guenther came over to help butcher the chickens. I never looked at school lunch the same way again.

Of course, you could always buy this LaCoste pink polo instead. It’s on sale at the Marco Island, Florida, outlets for a mere $69.99 — only 10 times more than a teecycle shirt.

$1 of the sale of this teecycle shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Forget being a millionaire or billionaire, I would definitely settle for being a Thousandaire. Or hundredaire. Or whatever pays the bils. Special thanks to our model, CompuJeramey, who has offered great advice as I’m setting up Milwaukee Running Tours.

Size Medium
$7 + $3 shipping


$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

D.A.R.E.

Size XL
$7 + $3 shipping


$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Yes, these are BOOBS

Recently, I got a message from some dude on Flickr who wanted to add this photo to a group called The Bumpy T-shirt Design Contest. Since being added, this photo has gotten far more views than any of my other photos on Flickr. What, is this dude exploiting my wife’s boobs? Who would even think of such a thing?

Anyway, here’s the model’s comment:

When I worked for a certain coffee company to remain unnamed, I could have really used this shirt. A little word to the wise fellas: Just because your barista is making you a delicious latte, she is not giving you permission to stare at her boobs (unless you’re a big tipper.)

xoxo, the well-endowed model.

P.S., this shirt is cooler and a hell of a lot cheaper than this shirt.

Size Small
Cost $7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.