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Chris Farley, whose quote from “Tommy Boy” adorns this shirt, went to college at my alma matter. There’s a story about his Marquette days that has been passed down, though I can’t vouch for its accuracy. Goes like this:

Farley was supposed to give a “How To” speech in his communications class. Farley came in on the day of his presentation with a full can of beer. He just popped it open, chugged it, smashed the can on his forehead… then walked out. Never said a word.

Like I said, can’t say if it true.

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.