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Quick. Name the year: R.E.M. puts out a ballsy rock record, Billy Corgan insists he’s still relvant, Blind Melon is getting ready to tour, Pearl Jam is the biggest ticket of the year, Scott Weiland’s having “band trouble”, and everybody’s loving the latest Lemonheads LP.

If you said May 2008 you’d be right, but what I wanted you to say was May of 1994. Crazy but true — crazy AND true. In junior high, my friend Matt got in trouble for wearing this shirt to school. Whatever dude.

In retrospect, parties in 1994 DID suck — a typcial night would include Ian hurting his foot on the trampoline, then someone’s dad would pick up all the girls in their Astro by 9:30, we would drink all the Coca-Cola soon after and just wind up quoting Dennis Hopper in Speed for the rest of the night.

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.