Change your shirt. Change the world.

I have actually seen chickens run around with their heads cut off. It’s not just an expression. And it’s not a pretty sight. I was maybe four years old when my cousin raised a bunch of chickens from the hatchery (when they were cute) to the chopping block (when they were not so cute). Oddly enough, our school lunch lady Mrs. Guenther came over to help butcher the chickens. I never looked at school lunch the same way again.

Of course, you could always buy this LaCoste pink polo instead. It’s on sale at the Marco Island, Florida, outlets for a mere $69.99 — only 10 times more than a teecycle shirt.

$1 of the sale of this teecycle shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.