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Entries categorized as ‘Animals’

Tiger Wave T-shirt

October 30, 2008 · No Comments

Tiger T-shirt

Thanks to Emmett for modeling. On a totally unrelated note, I found the greatest website. It’s called Bacon Today. I think that’s pretty self-explanatory. As the site says, it’s “daily updates on the world of sweet, sweet bacon.” The only thing I find extremely disturbing, however, is bacon man. It looks like a meat demon. That’s just undignified. Please, show the bacon some respect.

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

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nWo 4-Life T-shirt

October 23, 2008 · No Comments

I’m trying to remember how to do the NwO 4-life hand gesture. I’m channeling my inner 10th grader. It’s not working out so well.

Is this it? Or is this just “rawk”? Dammit, I can’t remember.

Oh well, this wolf looks scary. Click here for footage of the nWo guys in action — in the WWF. I must have missed that incarnation.

Size Small
Cost $7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

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Lobster T-shirt

October 22, 2008 · No Comments

Lobster Attack!

My favorite part of this gigantic lobster is that someone thought it necessary to label it “LOBSTER.” Just in case you were unclear on the identity of this giant red clawed crustacean. (Photo taken by Jessica of Draft Magazine.)

Baits Motel

Back: Baits Motel

The shirt was donated by Buddy from the Baits Motel and the Angler’s Restaurant in Searsport, Maine, where I ate so much lobster I thought claws were going to burst out of my stomach. So watch out! You never know where a lobster is going to pop up and attack!

Lobster claw attack!

Front of shirt reads “Baits Motel, Anglers Restaurant, Route 1, Searsport Maine, baitsmotel.com”

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: Animals · really funny
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Dinosaur T-shirt

October 22, 2008 · 5 Comments

Scary Dino!

This Dino Series Predator Pack lets you proclaim your love for all things Jurassic, including the Pteran, Suchomimus, Giganotosaurus, Ceratosaurus, Spinsaurus, Tyrannosaurus, and cute little chicken-like dino Deinonychus. If this shirt is historically accurate, that would mean that all dinosaurs went around with their mouths open. And at least one of them was blue.

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Thanks to Emily for modeling!

$1 of the sale of each shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

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Snakes on a Plane T-shirt

October 15, 2008 · 4 Comments

Snakes on a Plane

Snakes 2

Snakes on a MF plane

I think if there’s one shirt that was destined to become a teecycle shirt, it’s this one. Now that enough time has lapsed since SOAP hit theaters, I think we can answer this question honestly:

BT dubs, this donated from Kramp and Adler, it was modeled by my brother Mikey and shot by The Gutter Grrls.

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: Animals · really funny
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Reel Thrill Sportfishing T-shirt

October 11, 2008 · No Comments

Reel Thrill Sportfishing

Reel em in

Size XL
$7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: Animals · Size XL · really funny · unsold
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Fuckum Bucky T-shirt

October 9, 2008 · 1 Comment

Fuckum Bucky

I realize this is two Madison-related shirts in two days, but what can you do? I’m from Wisconsin. But right now I’m reporting from Lower Alabama, where the garment of choice is not t-shirts, but overalls. Seriously. I’ve never seen so many grown men wearing overalls. Perhaps I should start an Overall-Cycle for Alabamans. (Alabamiacs?) Right now I’m in an ice cream shop and I’m hearing bits and pieces of conversation that includes the words “rehab” “daddy” and “church.” No lie. I think it’s time for me to go now.

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

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Pack 3894 Webelos T-shirt

October 9, 2008 · No Comments

Pack 3894

Webelos

Pack 3894

Thanks to Jason of LittleTinyFish for modeling this shirt. And let’s not forget what all these recycled shirts are going to support: Webelos Pack 3894! No, wait. Wild parks squirrels! No wait, I mean, Rabies shots! No, wait, I mean the River Revitalization Foundation! That last one is it. Here’s a letter I received from RRF Executive Director Kimberly Gleffe after Teecycle donated 100 Big Ones. And by Big Ones, of course, I mean dollars.

October 8, 2008

TO: Tim Cigelske, teecycle.org

RE: Online donation

Dear Tim,

Thank you for your generous donation to the River Revitalization Foundation.  Your gift of $100.00 (2 transactions) will directly support our mission, to establish a parkway for public access, walkways, recreation and education, bordering the Milwaukee, Menomonee and Kinnickinnic Rivers; to use the rivers to revitalize surrounding neighborhoods; and to improve water quality.

I appreciate your support of the Foundation, as we continue our efforts as Milwaukee’s urban rivers land trust.

As a 501 (c) 3 organization and in accordance with IRS regulations, your gift is tax deductible as provided by law; no goods or services were received by you in exchange for this gift.  Thank you again.

My warm regards,

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Kimberly A. Gleffe

Executive Director


$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

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Koala Bear T-shirt

October 3, 2008 · 2 Comments

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Size Medium
$7 + $3 shipping

Thanks to Emily for modeling this Koala shirt!

P.S. I know that many of you are in London, Denmark and all over the world. But I also know that some of you are just around the corner. Just yesterday a dude who lives a mile away from me bought the Star Wars shirt below. Ironically, his name was Luke. It would have been farther to go to the post office, so I just dropped it off at his apartment and met him in person. He’s a very cool guy who found the site by Googling “T-shirts” and “Milwaukee.”

So if you’re in the area, stop by Sprecher Brewery tonight and have a Firkin beer with me. It’ll be an early birthday present. Prosit!

$1 of the sale of each shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: Animals · size medium

OnMilwaukee.com T-shirt

September 30, 2008 · No Comments

OnMilwauke.com

Shirt reads “OnMilwaukee.com; Fresh Every Day”

Size XL
$7 + $3 shipping

A brief history of this shirt: Jason, aka Littletinyfish, designed this shirt for OnMilwaukee.com. Then it became property of a professor at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, who wore it for a time before I found it at his rummage sale. When I was browsing through his shirts, he was like “Are you Tim?” Apparently he recognized me from my Twitter profile. Then I brought the shirt to this photo shoot, where Jason, aka Littletinyfish, recognized it as the shirt he once designed for OnMilwaukee.com. So he modeled it. And then put some girls wearing MKE shirts in headlocks. True story!

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$1 of the sale of each shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

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