Entries categorized as ‘really funny’
Back of shirt
Size XL
$7 + $3 shipping
This shirt was donated by my friend Brian. And if I saw dick, I’d probably run too. Now I want to give another shout-out to the supremely awesome Establishment Salon. They were recently named BEST LOCAL SALON (!) by the Shepherd Express, an honor well-deserved. Not only that, but they’re going to recycle their hair clippings to clean up oil spills. They should totally start Haircycle.org.
$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: Size XL · really funny · sports · unsold
Tagged: Dick, Milwaukee, recycled, t-shirt
Someone asked if Sadie (the beagle) was pregnant. She is not. For the record, she is incapable of bearing children. Or puppies, for that matter. She’s just on anti-seizure medication that’s causing her to gain weight. So that’s why she looks a little chunkier than normal. She’s not with puppy.
As for this shirt, I got it from an actual grave digger. He works in the cemetery where the real-life Exorcist is buried. I couldn’t make this stuff up. You can read about it here.
$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: Obscure · really funny
Tagged: Beagles, Catholicism, Cemetary, Milwaukee, t-shirts
Everyone I know hates those fucking “Saved by Zero” ads. I just Googled “I hate saved by zero.” Go ahead. Try it. You’ll find responses like “makes viewers into victims,” “wrist-slitting” and “get Toyota’s ‘Saved by Zero’ commercial off the air before I harm myself.” The good news is the ads are supposed to end SUNDAY. At least nationally. It’s about damn time, Toyota. But for true quality entertainment, go to Tastes Like Chicken, which donated this shirt. (Text: “I like my coffee l ike my women: Sixteen years old.”) And thanks to Pegs for modeling!
Available in SMALL or MEDIUM. Indicate desired size on order form.
$7 + $3 shipping
$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: Size small · really funny · size medium · slogans · unsold
Tagged: Coffee, slogans, t-shirt, Women
This T-shirt is dedicated to my former co-worker Tuc, so I’m sending him some bro love with a Teecycle Tribute. Check out his LinkedIn profile and hire him if you need a designer and/or a weapons expert.
Bro love!
Tuc’s WMSE shirt is not for sale, but my Gruber Law Offices basketball shirt is. (This shirt makes me think of the MacGruber SNL skits.) That is their REAL office number on the back. I know because I called it and got a weary-sounding receptionist who said “Gruber Law Offices.” I said I had the wrong number and she couldn’t hang up fast enough.
Still, I decided I probably don’t want to piss off a law firm, so I photoshopped a hamburger over the last digits here. NOTE! That is not a real hamburger! Do not try to call 276-HAMBURGER! That could result in deliciousness at 99 cents per minute.
Today’s random link of the day (which I made up, just now) is the American Mustache Institute: Dedicated to “protecting the rights of, and fighting discrimination against, mustached Americans by promoting the growth, care, and culture of the mustache.” Enjoy, mustachiophiles!
$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: Obscure · really funny · slogans
Tagged: t-shirt, slogans, Milwaukee, law offices, recycled
Size No tag, but fits like a smallish medium, or mediumish small
Cost $7 + $3 shipping
$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: really funny · slogans · unsold · woman's medium
Tagged: 16 candles, Slogan, t-shirt, unsold, women's t-shirt
Recently, I got a message from some dude on Flickr who wanted to add this photo to a group called The Bumpy T-shirt Design Contest. Since being added, this photo has gotten far more views than any of my other photos on Flickr. What, is this dude exploiting my wife’s boobs? Who would even think of such a thing?
Anyway, here’s the model’s comment:
When I worked for a certain coffee company to remain unnamed, I could have really used this shirt. A little word to the wise fellas: Just because your barista is making you a delicious latte, she is not giving you permission to stare at her boobs (unless you’re a big tipper.)
xoxo, the well-endowed model.
P.S., this shirt is cooler and a hell of a lot cheaper than this shirt.
$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: really funny · sexy
Tagged: boobs, Jess, Pink, sexy
Nothing says “I have hight standards” like a white cotton t-shirt with lettering on it. So send a message without even opening your mouth.
BONUS: Whoever buys this shirt gets a FREE “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Stretching.” Limber up, idiots!
*If you just want the t-shirt, that’s cool too. Just email me at tim@teecycle.org when you order at let me know!
Size Large, 100% Cotton
$1 of the sale of each shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: really funny · size large · unsold
Tagged: standards, stretching, cocky, idiot's guide
If there’s one thing you’ll need to drive a truck like this, it’s gas. Lots and lots of gas. If you need two things to drive a truck like this, it’s a sleeveless shirt. Like this Lonsdale shirt modeled by the one and only Adam Lovinus of WAMI winners Ill Groove Movement.
Size XL
Cost $7 + $3 shipping
Categories: Size XL · really funny
Tagged: London, Lonsdale, Monster Truck, t-shirt
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