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I like my coffee like my women (16 years old) T-shirt

November 8, 2008 · 2 Comments

Pegs

Everyone I know hates those fucking “Saved by Zero” ads. I just Googled “I hate saved by zero.” Go ahead. Try it. You’ll find responses like “makes viewers into victims,” “wrist-slitting” and “get Toyota’s ‘Saved by Zero’ commercial off the air before I harm myself.” The good news is the ads are supposed to end SUNDAY. At least nationally. It’s about damn time, Toyota. But for true quality entertainment, go to Tastes Like Chicken, which donated this shirt. (Text: “I like my coffee l ike my women: Sixteen years old.”) And thanks to Pegs for modeling!

Available in SMALL or MEDIUM. Indicate desired size on order form.

$7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: Size small · really funny · size medium · slogans · unsold
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Drew Is Not My Agent T-shirt

October 28, 2008 · No Comments

Though I can throw a wicked imaginary spiral, I will not be represented by football super agent Drew Rosenhaus. Please, no more questions.

Size Medium
Cost $7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: Obscure · really funny · size medium · sports
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Miller Brewing 150th anniversary T-shirt

October 25, 2008 · No Comments

Miller 150th Anniversary T-shirt

Size Medium
$7 + $3 shipping
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That’s right. I’m wearing a 150th anniversary of Miller Brewing T-shirt but holding up a Cream City Pale Ale from Lakefront Brewery. I’ve written about Miller High Life and Lakefront owner Russ Klisch. It’s all Milwaukee beers to me. Also, did I mention I have a beer and fitness blog? True story.

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: alcohol · size medium · unsold
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Weezer T-shirt

October 22, 2008 · No Comments

Weezer

Size Medium
$7 + $3 shipping

If you haven’t seen it already, Teecycle.org got a shout-out in this week’s Savage Love. Now I get to share my Dan Savage story.

A few years ago I interviewed him for this article. During the course of the interview, Dan casually dropped the term “buttfucking” into the conversation to explain a concept in his new book. Prior to this, I’d interviewed minor presidential candidates, an archbishop, Chuck Palahniuk, dairy farmers, Randall Simon after he whacked our weiner, Rivers Cuomo of Weezer, and a bunch of other people I forget about. In other words, a broad cross-section of humanity. And to that point in my journalism career, no one had ever casually used the term “buttfucking” in an interview. Until now.

I met Dan when he came to town for a talk and book signing at Harry W. Schwartz. I explained to him about the novelty of the interview for me. He signed the book to my wife and I and wrote, “To Tim and Jess - I hope I was gentle with Tim in his first ‘buttfucking.’ -Dan.”

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$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: Bands · size medium · unsold
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I’m on a drinking team T-shirt

October 22, 2008 · 1 Comment

Ah, New Glarus Uff-Da Boch beer. This blogger calls it “mighty tasty.” He doesn’t lie. As for the shirt, I think the designers may be ripping off the Hash House Harriers, whose motto is “A drinking group with a running problem.” I once did a beer run with a local HHH chapter, which consisted of jogging a mile and slamming a beer after each lap. Another time, I ran with them while half the group wore wedding dresses. True stories.


Size Medium
Price $7 + 3 shipping
90 percent cotton, 10 percent polyester

$1 from the sale of this shirt is donated to restore urban river trails and waterways through the River Revitalization Foundation.

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Koala Bear T-shirt

October 3, 2008 · 2 Comments

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Size Medium
$7 + $3 shipping

Thanks to Emily for modeling this Koala shirt!

P.S. I know that many of you are in London, Denmark and all over the world. But I also know that some of you are just around the corner. Just yesterday a dude who lives a mile away from me bought the Star Wars shirt below. Ironically, his name was Luke. It would have been farther to go to the post office, so I just dropped it off at his apartment and met him in person. He’s a very cool guy who found the site by Googling “T-shirts” and “Milwaukee.”

So if you’re in the area, stop by Sprecher Brewery tonight and have a Firkin beer with me. It’ll be an early birthday present. Prosit!

$1 of the sale of each shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: Animals · size medium

The Sun Never Sets On Our Creativity T-shirt

September 9, 2008 · 1 Comment


Photo by Troy Freund

Jess has made it no secret that she despises when I have a beard. She repeatedly threatens to shave it off in my sleep (I’m a heavy sleeper). Once, she charged at me with a safety razor. Fortunately, I was able to overpower her.

While my beard may be kinda dirty, Teecycle shirts are not. We wash every shirt, whether it’s from a Marco Island, Florida, thrift store (like this one) or worn to chill at Benji’s Deli in Shorewood (who has tasty Challah bread).

Size Medium
50% cotton/ 50% polyester
Price $7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

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The Suburbs Show T-shirt

August 27, 2008 · No Comments

The Suburbs Show

Text on back reads “A Suburbs Production” in the same font and color as the front.

Thanks to Ryan Miller from Indie Soundcheck for the T-shirt, and thanks to Culver’s for the delicious 2% milk. I also ordered a mushroom swiss burger, cookie dough custard and green beans for dinner. This might very well be the first time in history that exact combination of foods has been ordered at the Culver’s in Shorewood, Wis.

Size Medium
$7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this Teecycle shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

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A Century of Women on Top T-shirt

August 25, 2008 · No Comments

A Century of Women on Top

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A Century of Women on Top

Thanks to Sally Seeker for donating this shirt!

$1 of the sale of this Teecycle shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: really funny · sexy · size medium · slogans
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Singapore Tiger T-shirt

August 13, 2008 · No Comments

Photos by Kat Berger

SOLD!!

If you’ve been watching the Olympics and rooting for Singapore, we’ve got the shirt for you. Unfortunately, you’d have to go back to 1960 in Rome for the last time an athlete from Singapore (Singaporian?) made it to the medal stand. Tan Howe Liang earned a silver for his efforts in “lightweight weightlifting.” But this may finally be the year Singapore ends their medal drought. According to Wikipedia:

Singapore is sending a big contingent to the Beijing Olympics, and many feel that with many ‘home’ players in Singapore’s squad, this is their best chance of winning a medal since 1960.

Now just like Cara, the front desk guru at Invivo, you can get this shirt, cheer for Singapore and let everyone know you backed Singapore back before all the poseurs did.

$1 of the sale of this Teecycle shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

About the model

Name Cara
Position at Invivo Front Desk Guru
Favorite thing about Invivo The people and the views
Favorite thing about t-shirts
Comfortable and cool
Favorite exercise to look good in a t-shirt Yoga
What would be harder to give up: T-shirts or working out? T-shirts
Favorite workout and t-shirt music Drum and bass music
Your all-time favorite t-shirt My black guitar t-shirt
Favorite t-shirt accessory Sparkly sequins
“When I’m not modeling for Teecycle, you can find me…” working
Better classic t-shirt archetype Marlon Brando or James Dean? James Dean

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