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See Dick. Run. T-shirt

November 17, 2008 · 2 Comments

See Dick. Run

Dick Pond Athletics

Back of shirt

Size XL
$7 + $3 shipping

This shirt was donated by my friend Brian. And if I saw dick, I’d probably run too. Now I want to give another shout-out to the supremely awesome Establishment Salon. They were recently named BEST LOCAL SALON (!) by the Shepherd Express, an honor well-deserved. Not only that, but they’re going to recycle their hair clippings to clean up oil spills. They should totally start Haircycle.org.

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: Size XL · really funny · sports · unsold
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Bengals Ki-Jana Carter T-shirt

November 14, 2008 · 1 Comment

Bengals

Carter

Size Large
$7 + $3 shipping

Here’s yet another shirt from my friend Graham, who just joined the rest of the civilized world and is now on Facebook. Do not be mislead into thinking this is a long sleeve shirt. It’s getting chilly in Wisconsin so I wore a long sleeve shirt underneath and ate soup. The shirt is a Starter T-shirt of Ki-Jana Carter, the poster boy along with Tony Mandarich for draft pick busts. And now here is a link to some seriously creepy ski masks (you’ll have to scroll down a bit.)

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: size large · sports · unsold
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Rangers T-shirt

November 13, 2008 · No Comments

Rangers

Size Youth Small (Fits like a men’s small)
$7 + $3 shipping

I took this photo in early November, and already the Holiday Shopping Tree was up at Bayshore Mall. Quick! Everyone buy crap that no one really wants and will probably get thrown away two days after Christmas! Or, here’s a better idea, grow a mustache for better prostate health. Yes, you can actually do that. November, aka Movember, is official grow-a-mustache-for-prostate-health-awareness month. Learn more here.

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: Size small · sports · unsold · youth large
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Vans Skateboard T-shirt

October 29, 2008 · No Comments

Vans Skateboard T-shirt

Thanks to our model Raster of Web414, the go-to-man for all things Twitter to Ping.fm.

I also want to point out that local radio left-of-the-dial station WMSE is kicking off their fundraising drive. Teecycle.org kicked in 20 bucks, mostly so I could get their live-in-the-studio CD featuring the Wildbirds. The Wildbirds are kinda like the Wisconsin version of Kings of Leon. (Except the Wildbirds broke up and don’t have a song about sex being on fire.) Quote from their site that sums everything up:

“There was a certain moment I recall, after spending the day hunting and fishing for food, we gathered at our instruments and played until the sun came up. It was that moment we knew The Wildbirds had begun.”

Size: No tag, but fits like L or XL
$7 + $3 shipping


$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: size large · sports · unsold
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Drew Is Not My Agent T-shirt

October 28, 2008 · No Comments

Though I can throw a wicked imaginary spiral, I will not be represented by football super agent Drew Rosenhaus. Please, no more questions.

Size Medium
Cost $7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: Obscure · really funny · size medium · sports
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Frankie Says T-shirt

October 24, 2008 · No Comments

Frankie Says

Frankie says relax, don’t do it (duh). But did you know how controversal the song was when it was released? It was initially banned by BBC and MTV. Now, what I don’t understand is what the Family Guy evil monkey is doing on this shirt. But for fans of adult-themed charatoon characters and a sorta dirty New Wave single from 1984, this shirt is perfect for you.

$1 of the sale of this Teecycle shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways

Categories: Size small · sports · unsold
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ESPN Classic T-shirt

October 24, 2008 · 1 Comment

You can show your enthusiasm for epic Lakers-Celtics matches in the ’80s with this shirt. Just to clear up any confusion, sorry ladies. The model, Rick, is taken. And he’s running the Marine Corps Marathon this weekend.

Size Large
100 Percent Cotton
Cost $7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

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University of Oregon T-shirt

October 23, 2008 · No Comments

U of Oregon T-shirt

The shirt may say “University of Oregon,” but that is not the Pacific Ocean behind me. That is Lake Michigan, and those are in fact surfers. In Wisconsin. I’ve also been known to shred a few raging 2-foot waves on Lake Michigan.

Size Small (but fits closer to a medium)
$7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

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nWo 4-Life T-shirt

October 23, 2008 · No Comments

I’m trying to remember how to do the NwO 4-life hand gesture. I’m channeling my inner 10th grader. It’s not working out so well.

Is this it? Or is this just “rawk”? Dammit, I can’t remember.

Oh well, this wolf looks scary. Click here for footage of the nWo guys in action — in the WWF. I must have missed that incarnation.

Size Small
Cost $7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.

Categories: Animals · Size small · sports · unsold
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I’m on a drinking team T-shirt

October 22, 2008 · 1 Comment

Ah, New Glarus Uff-Da Boch beer. This blogger calls it “mighty tasty.” He doesn’t lie. As for the shirt, I think the designers may be ripping off the Hash House Harriers, whose motto is “A drinking group with a running problem.” I once did a beer run with a local HHH chapter, which consisted of jogging a mile and slamming a beer after each lap. Another time, I ran with them while half the group wore wedding dresses. True stories.


Size Medium
Price $7 + 3 shipping
90 percent cotton, 10 percent polyester

$1 from the sale of this shirt is donated to restore urban river trails and waterways through the River Revitalization Foundation.

Categories: alcohol · really funny · size medium · sports · unsold
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