Entries categorized as ‘unsold’


Back of shirt
Size XL
$7 + $3 shipping

This shirt was donated by my friend Brian. And if I saw dick, I’d probably run too. Now I want to give another shout-out to the supremely awesome Establishment Salon. They were recently named BEST LOCAL SALON (!) by the Shepherd Express, an honor well-deserved. Not only that, but they’re going to recycle their hair clippings to clean up oil spills. They should totally start Haircycle.org.
$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: Size XL · really funny · sports · unsold
Tagged: Dick, Milwaukee, recycled, t-shirt
November 14, 2008 · 1 Comment


Size Large
$7 + $3 shipping

Here’s yet another shirt from my friend Graham, who just joined the rest of the civilized world and is now on Facebook. Do not be mislead into thinking this is a long sleeve shirt. It’s getting chilly in Wisconsin so I wore a long sleeve shirt underneath and ate soup. The shirt is a Starter T-shirt of Ki-Jana Carter, the poster boy along with Tony Mandarich for draft pick busts. And now here is a link to some seriously creepy ski masks (you’ll have to scroll down a bit.)
$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: size large · sports · unsold
Tagged: t-shirt, used, recycled, Bengals

Size Youth Small (Fits like a men’s small)
$7 + $3 shipping

I took this photo in early November, and already the Holiday Shopping Tree was up at Bayshore Mall. Quick! Everyone buy crap that no one really wants and will probably get thrown away two days after Christmas! Or, here’s a better idea, grow a mustache for better prostate health. Yes, you can actually do that. November, aka Movember, is official grow-a-mustache-for-prostate-health-awareness month. Learn more here.
$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: Size small · sports · unsold · youth large
Tagged: Baseball, mall, movemeber, mustaches, prostate health, Rangers, t-shirt


Size Not tag, but fits like an extra large
$7 + $3 shipping

This shirt is a virtual Wikipedia page of Irish pubs in Milwaukee. From 1995, anyway. In all it lists 19 Irish Pubs in the greater Milwaukee area, from Slim McGinn’s on the south side to MacCarthy’s in the village of Saukville. Many like Jim Hegarty’s continue to thrive, while others like the Glocca Morra live on only in the whiskey-haze memory of local rugby clubs.
And now you can get this or any other shirt on this site for FREE if you surf on over to Matchflick.com and take Denise’s quiz. (Sample question: “While Du is indeed a straight girl, she has dedicated many columns to some of her various girl crushes. Name two.”) You can find all the answers in her column. The winner gets a free Teecycle shirt of their choice. Or you can buy this for $10. Your call!
PS Thanks to Steve for modeling!
$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: Obscure · Size XL · Travel · alcohol · unsold
Tagged: Irish Pubs, Milwaukee, Size XL, t-shirt

Everyone I know hates those fucking “Saved by Zero” ads. I just Googled “I hate saved by zero.” Go ahead. Try it. You’ll find responses like “makes viewers into victims,” “wrist-slitting” and “get Toyota’s ‘Saved by Zero’ commercial off the air before I harm myself.” The good news is the ads are supposed to end SUNDAY. At least nationally. It’s about damn time, Toyota. But for true quality entertainment, go to Tastes Like Chicken, which donated this shirt. (Text: “I like my coffee l ike my women: Sixteen years old.”) And thanks to Pegs for modeling!
Available in SMALL or MEDIUM. Indicate desired size on order form.
$7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: Size small · really funny · size medium · slogans · unsold
Tagged: Coffee, slogans, t-shirt, Women
November 5, 2008 · 1 Comment


Size XL
$7 + $3 shipping

Anyone else sleep deprived this morning? Change has come to America. And maybe campus, too. Not only that, Teecycle.org and ActionsTalk.com got a big shout-out in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel today. So I’ll leave you with just a few words you may have heard already:
If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.
$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: Obscure · Size XL · unsold
Tagged: president, t-shirt
October 31, 2008 · 1 Comment

If I had ever gotten up at 5:30 a.m. while in college, I might have actually seen who this shirt once belonged to.
Size Small
50/50 cotton and polyester
Cost $7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: Size small · unsold
Tagged: black, ROTC, t-shirt

Size No tag, but fits like a smallish medium, or mediumish small
Cost $7 + $3 shipping

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.
Categories: really funny · slogans · unsold · woman's medium
Tagged: 16 candles, Slogan, t-shirt, unsold, women's t-shirt